May I?

OK, I actually wanted to post about the pope’s and Vatican’s latest statements regarding faith and even Avatar, but that’ll have to wait. I found something better:

An extract from my C.V. follows:

bla bla bla… I was in the United States of America for over 10 months and am thus qualified to fulfill posts which require a good knowledge of the pronunciation of the English language… bla bla bla

Are you kidding me? The guy talks about how important English is or will become and what does he deliver? NOTHING! NADA! OK, sorry, less than that. His performance was awful. I hereby apply for a job in the European Parliament to replace Günther Oettinger. I would also like to accept the salary and pension that comes with the post. Shouldn’t be too difficult to give any speeches since they are written by someone else most of the time, anyway. OK, some people would have to get used to my honesty and lack of diplomacy. But I think Europe is ready for a change!

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~ by neoglobe on January 26, 2010.